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All of the material in this email is spoof, satire or parody and is purely fictitious. HEADLINES » US Headlines » UK Headlines » World News » Entertainment » Science & Tech » Sport » Business Don't forget - we're always looking for new writers at TheSpoof. If you're interested in getting your funny stories published, please visit us.   Today's Email Headlines 12 January 2010     Conan O'Brien Says He Misses New York So Much He Can Almost Taste It HOLLYWOOD - The host of The Tonight Show, Conan O'Brien says that he wants to return to New York City. He told his hairstylist Dimples DuJour that he misses New York City so much that each night when he goes to bed he says he can almost taste the... Full story »     The Gun-Totin' NBA Star Gilbert Arenas Has Been Suspended For The Rest of The Season WASHINGTON D.C. - The commissioner of the National Basketball Association has banned Washington Wizards all-star point guard Gilbert Arenas for the remainder of the NBA season. Stern said that he will also be levying a fine on Mr. Arenas. When ask... Full story »   Twilight's Ashley Green Posing Nude Again Ashley Greene, fresh from the Twilight New Moon blockbuster, is posing nude for her new role in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Special, sort of. How can she sort of pose in the n... Full story »   Kate Middleton spends birthday in huddle with psychics London - (Rotters): Barricaded in the London College of Psychic Studies' panic room today desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton spent her 28th birthday coaxing and ... Full story »   » Mystery Surrounds William's Birthday Gift To Kate Middleton » Mariah Carey Still Explaining Acceptance Speech » The Jay Leno Show Cancelled - To Be Replaced By "Nadya and Kate Plus 22" » Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series   Copyright © 2003 - 2010, TheSpoof.com