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All of the material in this email is spoof, satire or parody and is purely fictitious. HEADLINES » US Headlines » UK Headlines » World News » Entertainment » Science & Tech » Sport » Business Don't forget - we're always looking for new writers at TheSpoof. If you're interested in getting your funny stories published, please visit us.   Today's Email Headlines 13 January 2010     Taylor Swift to Taylor Lautner: "I've seen bigger on a three-month old!" NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) -- What was to be a fantasy come true, two Taylors in one bed, making hot, sweaty sex (and for one, the first time) became a bitter, howling fist fight that landed both stars in the NYC pokey! Things began well enough, said s... Full story »     The Bachelor Scandal Saga Continues With Miss P. Thrown Under The Bus HOLLYWOOD - One of the girls who is vying for the affections of this years Bachelor, Rosarita Velveeta Pappalardi, has been asked to gather up all of her Revlon, Cover Girl, and Maybelline stuff and get the hell out of Dodge. Pappalardi admitted t... Full story »   Doctors Say Newsman Keith Olbermann Showing Signs Of Oxygen Deprivation Doctors at Washington D.C.'s Joe Gibbs Memorial Hospital have said that the recent words and actions of NBC Newsman and commentator Keith Olbermann a... Full story »   Casey Johnson's will 'leaves half $$$s fortune to Tila Tequila' Los Angeles - (Probate Mess): Reports from an LA attorney's office claim deceased socialite and pharma heiress Casey Johnson left half her $30 mi... Full story »   » Robert Pattinson Discovers That Christina Ricci Will Wear Knickers For 'Bel Ami' Nude Bed Scene » Kristen slips and says: "Of course Rob loves Mike Hunt!" » Kate Middleton spends birthday in huddle with psychics » Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series   Copyright © 2003 - 2010, TheSpoof.com