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All of the material in this email is spoof, satire or parody and is purely fictitious. HEADLINES » US Headlines » UK Headlines » World News » Entertainment » Science & Tech » Sport » Business Don't forget - we're always looking for new writers at TheSpoof. If you're interested in getting your funny stories published, please visit us.   Today's Email Headlines 3 December 2009     Amanda Knox won't be sucking any more c*cks By the end of this week Seattleite Amanda Knox will be a convicted murderess if justice is served. The 22 year old, 5ft 3inch tall, femme fatale is also known as Foxy Knoxy by her friends for her soccer skills and Poxy Knoxy by me for being "just... Full story »     Strictly Come Dancing Sends Ex-EastEnder Natalie Cassidy Back Home LONDON - The latest casualty on Strictly Come Dancing is the ex-soap opera star of the EastEnders Natalie Cassidy. The 26-year-old actress first found herself in the bottom two and then ended up finding herself trudging out the door. Her dance... Full story »   Chelsea Clinton books 'Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses' designer New York - (Reuterus): Bridal gown designers Boobski & Trollope are said to be inundated with orders following confirmation of the Chelsea Clinto... Full story »   Tiger Woods Fart Caused Car Crash Tiger Woods, the world's number one golfer who was involved in a car crash outside his Florida home at the weekend, is recovering well, amid speculation as to why the smash happened in t... Full story »   » Kanye West Discloses Ebbw Vale Grime Origins of 'Valley Rap' to Jay-Z & Eminem » The Gay Community Is So Mad At Adam Lambert They Want Him To Become Straight » Amanda Knox to be sentenced to life in a Satellite » Alicia Keys Pisses Everybody Off By Performing Live On The X-Factor   Copyright © 2003 - 2009, TheSpoof.com