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All of the material in this email is spoof, satire or parody and is purely fictitious. HEADLINES » US Headlines » UK Headlines » World News » Entertainment » Science & Tech » Sport » Business Don't forget - we're always looking for new writers at TheSpoof. If you're interested in getting your funny stories published, please visit us.   Today's Email Headlines 26 November 2009     Jordan Targets Dannii's Job On X-Factor Katie Price has made a sensational offer to Simon Cowell: I'm Free - so book me now to replace Dannii Minogue as the fourth X-Factor judge. With Jedward looking likely to be heading for the Jungle, Jordan is openly suggesting a new 'Musical C... Full story »     X-Factor: The Sun Shines Brilliantly Bright On Geordie Joe McElderry LONDON - Joe McElderry's singing performance on the latest edition of X-Factor was so good that even the patrons across the street at Little Limey O'Shea's Pub gave the lad from South Shields a standing ovation. Inside the studio, the entire audie... Full story »   Miley Cyrus launches stunning new 17th birthday suit! New York - (WallSmart): The nude-colored line comes in subtle flesh tones featuring separates, underwear, swimmers and a fabulous formal two-piece suit. It will be ... Full story »   Janet Jackson's American Music Awards Dance Number Breaks The Crotch-Grabbing Record HOLLYWOOD - Janet Damita Jo Jackson, aka Janet Jackson performed the opening dance number on the American Music Awards show. And ... Full story »   » First "Jedward", Now "Taylor" As Lautner & Swift Dating » X-Factor Danyl Johnson's Mother Wants To Scratch Simon Cowell's Face » Egypt declares war against Algeria after insulting Egyptians at a "footy" game! » Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Picks 'Balloon Boy' Helium Filled Figurine As Its Centerpiece   Copyright © 2003 - 2009, TheSpoof.com