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All of the material in this email is spoof, satire or parody and is purely fictitious. HEADLINES » US Headlines » UK Headlines » World News » Entertainment » Science & Tech » Sport » Business Don't forget - we're always looking for new writers at TheSpoof. If you're interested in getting your funny stories published, please visit us.   Today's Email Headlines 27 November 2009     X-Factor Danyl Johnson's Mother Wants To Scratch Simon Cowell's Face LONDON - The 48-year-old mother of X-Factor contestant Danyl Johnson, Maria Pinta Nina Burgess has said that she feels that her son is being extremely mistreated by Simon Cowell. And she feels so strongly about it that she told a neighbor that if... Full story »     Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a little pzazz to the jungle malarkey... Full story »   Egypt declares war against Algeria after insulting Egyptians at a "footy" game! This message sent by Reuterus to the UN was published today and Egyptian troops are now gathering off of the Algerian coastal borde... Full story »   Donny Osmond Wins The 2009 Dancing With The Stars Championship! Hollywood - Kelly Osbourne took third place, Mya took second place, and Donny "The Stormin' Mormon" Osmond won the title of the 2009 Dancing With The Stars C... Full story »   » Turin Shroud scientists carbon-date Obama birth certificate » X-Factor: The Sun Shines Brilliantly Bright On Geordie Joe McElderry » Miley Cyrus launches stunning new 17th birthday suit! » Janet Jackson's American Music Awards Dance Number Breaks The Crotch-Grabbing Record   Copyright © 2003 - 2009, TheSpoof.com