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All of the material in this email is spoof, satire or parody and is purely fictitious. HEADLINES » US Headlines » UK Headlines » World News » Entertainment » Science & Tech » Sport » Business Don't forget - we're always looking for new writers at TheSpoof. If you're interested in getting your funny stories published, please visit us.   Today's Email Headlines 28 November 2009     Jennifer Lopez Falls During Her Music Awards Performance And Breaks The Stage Floor HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Lopez, aka J-Lo showed her age (and weight) at The Music Awards show as she jumped off of one of her dancers, hitting the stage floor, and landing on her rather ample ass. The stunned performer quickly stood up hoping that no... Full story »     OctuMom Tells Jon and Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8 She Wants Their Kids LA HABRA, California - The world's most famous octuplets mother Nadya Suleman has told reporters that she would be willing to take all of Jon and Kate Gosselin's eight children. Suleman said that she realizes that the estranged couple is going thr... Full story »   'Balloon Boy' Escapes Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! It was supposed to be a healing moment for the nation but tragedy struck twice instead as the Balloon Boy once again held hostage our collective attention ... Full story »   Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are j... Full story »   » Miley Cyrus: Being a virgin just plain sucks! » Don't Overlook Twilight's Ashley Greene, If That's Possible » Susan Boyle's own fart can be heard on her latest CD » Dancing With The Stars Signs Ozzy Osbourne For It's 2010 Season   Copyright © 2003 - 2009, TheSpoof.com