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All of the material in this email is spoof, satire or parody and is purely fictitious. HEADLINES » US Headlines » UK Headlines » World News » Entertainment » Science & Tech » Sport » Business Don't forget - we're always looking for new writers at TheSpoof. If you're interested in getting your funny stories published, please visit us.   Today's Email Headlines 30 November 2009     Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours "I have never expressed a desire to marry Susan Boyle, or Kristen Stewart, or anybody else for that matter," Brit actor and star of the 'Twilight' movies, Robert Pattinson today told a packed Press Corps in New York City's Hotel Abstinence. On Lexing... Full story »     Don't Overlook Twilight's Ashley Greene, If That's Possible With all the hoopla over the three big stars in the movie, 'Twilight: New Moon', getting so much publicity, many are now noticing Ashley Greene in the role of Alice Cullen. No, she wasn't at a lot of the big appearances but she will be playing the... Full story »   OctuMom Tells Jon and Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8 She Wants Their Kids LA HABRA, California - The world's most famous octuplets mother Nadya Suleman has told reporters that she would be willing to take all of Jon and Kate... Full story »   Kanye West Discloses Ebbw Vale Grime Origins of 'Valley Rap' to Jay-Z & Eminem Rap da Valley, created by Kanye West and rumoured to become the new sound of Hip-Hop has its roots in the coal mines of South Wale... Full story »   » Tina Fey's Attempt To Play The Role Of Susan Boyle Not Convincing! » Nickfun denies he is Nick Jonas! » Iran test fires missiles Lands on Israeli Territory » Aliens ordered Vatican condom ban says Bulgarian Space Research Institute   Copyright © 2003 - 2009, TheSpoof.com