WELSH VALLEYS HUMOUR by David Jandrell

Mrs Jenkins was very pleased when her son, Will, announced that he was seeing a girl from the village. She had been a bit concerned, as until the age of 23, Will was only interested in playing with his computer and she was beginning to have doubts about him. After the couple had been courting for 6 months, Mrs Jenkins decided to try to find out exactly how serious the relationship was. She sat him down after tea one day and said, 'How's it going with your girlfriend Will? Have you...er... you know, done it yet?' Will looked shocked and replied, 'No mam, we haven't. You see, she told me she was a virgin.' On hearing this, Mrs Jenkins became very agitated and shouted, 'Will my boy, get rid of her! She en no good to you, being a virgin!' Will turned to his mother and said, 'But Mam, what's wrong with being a virgin?'

Mrs Jenkins replied, 'If she en good enough for the rest of the boys in the village, she sure as hell en good enough for you!'